32 Memes for Partying Hardy

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    Taming Fred Savage @Fred Taming me: [donating body to science] science: [donates my body to goodwill]
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    Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratTheme Parks What a f*cking narcissist S A 45
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    Parents: When are you going to give us grandkids? Me:
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    Well.... The new toilet is in.
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    If you were mine, I'd buy you wings every day oh wait sorry wrong number G Hold on, let's talk
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    Waking up to cute texts from babe 04:43 That's you fucking snoring 0:29
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    anekie: givemeajobplease: This was a man, dressed as a plant, making pigeon noises at people walking by. I said hello, asked if it was okay to take his picture, and then asked why he was dressed as a plant. He said, "I'm just working through some stuff. Thank you for asking. No ones asked yet." I've been dealing with stuff the wrong way.
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    when your life is falling apart but you still out here tryin to have a good time
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    Andrew Schiavone @aschiavone Eating alone in school: Wow I feel so self-conscious I'm miserable Eating alone now at work: This is the most relaxing part of my day
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    Shrek Movies: Don't judge others by their appearance. Also Shrek Movies:
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    USPS delivering my bills X USPS delivering my packages
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    Mister Business
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    anu Ⓒ @anuatluru there should be a "take your friend to work day" so we can actually see what our friends do all day and meet the characters from all their work stories
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    DAVID BOWIE SO AWESOME, HE FOUND WALDO WHEN HE WAS STILL A BABY
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    iMessage Today 1:15 PM I'm CRYING. You made me CRY No, now is not the time for pet names. Baby No, I'm calling you a baby I'm insulting you Read 1:16 PM
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    A local fireman decorated his house a little differently for Christmas this year... 142
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    Up your butt and around the corner might have been the illest comeback of the '90s
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    Wow! - those decals look so realistic! PARKING BY FERMIT DALT www.je CHP TOM ZONE
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    ↑ CAKE!! UP HERE SO FLUFFY DOES NOT SIT ON!!
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    soli ravioli @SoliSolstice Follow looking at my space heater, my air purifier, my humidifier, my anti-depression sun lamp, my enrichment activities, realizing i've just made my bedroom into a large terrarium. i've become the lizard i always wanted to be. 8:36 PM 11/16/23 from Earth 476K Views
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    John Penniman @Historiographos I will never recover from this student email. Good afternoon Professor Penniman, Hope you had a great break! I was wondering if it would be acceptable to use sources from the late 1900's for our final paper (1 found an interesting paper from 1994). Is there a cut off date of publication? See you tomorrow,
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    Aye my bad my ball bounced in yo DM's ME better get it before i pop it
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    Ole Red and 8 tiny Deere
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    Customer concern of a "whistling noise when in motion" I'm no tech, but it COULD very well be your friend that zip tied a fkn harmonica to the underside of your truck bro.
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    Them: hey do you take constructive criticism well? Me: *already in tears* yeah what is it
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    52 28 2 Me Casual small talk disturbing fact no one asked for
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    Me on my way to vent to my work bestie after a minor inconvenience at work...
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    David Hasselhoff has started referring to himself as the Hoff. It's less of a hassle.
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    I love it when my strawberries get that real soft, silky down, like when they look like little Santas.
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    Why waste money on lawnmowers when you can use vegans.
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    chris melberger @chrismelberger if i saw stuart little driving his little red car in real life i would pick the car up and throw it so far 12:21 PM 12/8/22 Twitter for iPhone .
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    At some point you will find someone who is obsessed with you and wants all your time. That person will be your manager at work
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